Twenty Children’s Book Titles That Also Sound Like Something A Deranged Clock Tower Sniper Whispers As He Squeezes The Trigger

1. Night Night, Little Pookie

2. Where Is Baby’s Mommy?

3. The Baby Goes Beep

4. Hush, Little Ones

5. Oh, The Places You’ll Go!

6. Chicka Chicka Boom Boom

7. I’m As Quick As A Cricket

8. One, Two, Three!

9. Now It’s Fall!

10. Some Things Are Scary

11. ‘More More More,’ Said the Baby

12. Sometimes I Feel Like A Storm Cloud

13. Why?

14. It Hurts When I Poop!

15. Daddy Kisses

16. Where Is The Green Sheep?

17. Shoes Shoes Shoes

18. Who’s Sick Today?

19. Last Night I Sang To The Monster

20. Are You My Mother?

Fifteen Little-Known Musical Fan Clubs

1. The Terence Trent D’Army

2. Bel Biv Devotees

3. Right Said Fredheads

4. Fananaramas

5. Boyz II Men-iacs

6. The The The Fanclub

7. The Order Of The Golden Donnie And Marie

8. Yes Men

9. Aphishionados

10. Nickelbackers

11. Tcheers For Tchaikovsky!

12. Richard Marxists

13. Julian Lennonists

14. Badfingerers

15. April Winos